My trip to the store

There was a bit of confusion at the Sporting goods store this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my purchase of ammo, the cashier said,
"Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!