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Started by Bob Perry, Mon Oct 29, 2012 - 05:24:01

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Mon Oct 29, 2012 - 05:24:01 Last Edit: Sat Nov 25, 2017 - 09:40:08 by Bob Perry
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"The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it." Elbert Hubbard

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Sat Dec 01, 2012 - 11:07:53
My wife was screaming at me: "Leave!! Get out of this house!" she ordered.
As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"
So I turned around and quietly asked, "So now you want me to stay?/??"
 

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